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Patnee: achchha yah batao ki tum Moorkh ho ya main?

Pati: tum teevr buddhi kee svaaminee Ho isalie yah kabhee ho hee nahin Sakata ki tum kisee moorkh vyakti se shaadee karo.

Mareej - doktar saahab aapane nars bahut Hee achchhee rakhee hai, usaka haath Lagate hee main theek ho jaata hoon.

Doctor - jaanata hoon..baahar thappad kee aavaaj mujhe bhee sunaee dee thee.

Pappoo: aaj phir mujhe karishma ko Prapoj karane ka dil kar raha hai.
Dabboo: tum use pahale bhee prapoj kar chuke ho?
Pappoo: nahin, ek baar pahale bhee dil kiya tha!                                                                                                                  or

Pappu: Today, I am now heartily proposing to charisma.
Sub: Do you propose him before?
Pappu: No, once had heart before!

shikshak: nyootan ka niyam batao

chhaatr: sar pooree lain to yaad nahin, last kee yaad hai

shikshak: chalo last kee hee sunao.

chhaatr: ....... aur yah keval nyootan ke niyam kahate hain.

Aaj smaartaphon ka saeed iphekt dekhane
ko mila hai…!!!
subah jab mein raaste se gujar raha tha, to saamane hee
ek aadamee akhabaar padh raha tha .
aur
vo akhabaar mein chhape photo ko bhee ungaliyon se zoom karane kee
koshish kar raha tha… 🙂 🙂 🙂

Patnee ne maayake se pati ko phon kiya: – “kaise ho….?”
pati: – “theek hoon…”
patnee: – “meree yaad aatee hai tab kya karate ho…?”
pati: – “tumhaaree pasandeeda aaisakreem “kesar pista” kha leta hoo
ya “amool nats” kha leta hoon….!!!
“
aur meree yaad aane par tum kya karatee ho….?”
“
“
patnee: – mai bhee “royal staig” ka kvaatar aur teen sigaret peekar ek rajaneegandha
kha letee hoon…!!!
“
😬😬pati behosh…!!! 😂😂😂

Engineering ke student – sir, hamane college mein ek aisee cheej banaee hai…jisakee Help se aap deevaar ke aar-paar dekh sakate hain…
Sir(khush hote hue) – vaah ! kya baat hai…kya cheej hai vah 😊😊?  
Student – chhed…😂😂😂😂😂
Sir– de thappad… de thappad…..

Teechar : tum parindo ke baare mein Sab jaanate ho ??
Sanjoo : haan
Teechar : achchha ye batao kaun sa Parinda ud nahin sakata ??
Sanjoo : mara hua parinda 😤😤😆
Bhaag paagal kaheen ka  😂😂😂😂..