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Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the…..

31st Aug 2017 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
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Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”

Boy : Suno jara…! Girl : Chup raho khate samay bat nahi karte……

31st Aug 2017 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

Boy : Suno jara…!
Girl : Chup raho khate samay bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)

Girl : Ab bolo…
Boy : Teri Plate mein Cockroach tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam”
******

Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka gift kaha hai ? Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..

31st Aug 2017 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka gift kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
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Ladki kushi se chillane lagti hai..
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Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.
******

Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai. Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.

31st Aug 2017 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.

Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.

Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.

Ladki (ATM room me) : Muje apna balance check karna hai, Aap meri Help karo… plz… Ladke ne piche jor ki laat mari,

31st Aug 2017 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

Ladki (ATM room me) : Muje apna balance check karna hai,
Aap meri Help karo… plz…

Ladke ne piche jor ki laat mari,
Wo muh ke bal giri…
Ladki aage ke 2 tute danto ke sath khadi hoti hai…

Ladka : Balance to bahot kharab hai tumhara…
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Baad mein ladki ne aage laat maari,
Wo naagin ki tarah Rengtey Rengtey gaya…
Ladka abhi tak ghar nahi pahuncha…

Aaj america ki ladakiyaan ladaakoo vimaan chala raha hai aur

Hamaare desh ki ladakiyon abhee tak yah poochhane mein vyast hai kee

"Mele baaboo ne khaana khaaya" 👄😘

31st Aug 201716th May 2019 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

mast joke – :)

31st Aug 201716th May 2019 by sidnowgray, posted in Uncategorized

Category: Uncategorized

Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the…..

Boy : Suno jara…! Girl : Chup raho khate samay bat nahi karte……

Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka gift kaha hai ? Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..

Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai. Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.

Ladki (ATM room me) : Muje apna balance check karna hai, Aap meri Help karo… plz… Ladke ne piche jor ki laat mari,

Ye Raju aaj meri kutti ne anda diya h very funny jokes ….

baabooraav: e raajoo … aaj meree kuttee ne anda dee … . raajoo: ye kuttee kab se anda dene lagee …

Aaj america ki ladakiyaan ladaakoo vimaan chala raha hai aur Hamaare desh ki ladakiyon abhee tak

mast joke – :)