Author: sidnowgray

Engineering ke student – sir, hamane college mein ek aisee cheej banaee hai…jisakee Help se aap deevaar ke aar-paar dekh sakate hain…
Sir(khush hote hue) – vaah ! kya baat hai…kya cheej hai vah 😊😊?  
Student – chhed…😂😂😂😂😂
Sir– de thappad… de thappad…..

Teechar : tum parindo ke baare mein Sab jaanate ho ??
Sanjoo : haan
Teechar : achchha ye batao kaun sa Parinda ud nahin sakata ??
Sanjoo : mara hua parinda 😤😤😆
Bhaag paagal kaheen ka  😂😂😂😂..

Saare din fon pe chaiting karate rahane ka nateeja,
Paapa- beta kya kar raha hai?
Pappoo- paapa varsha aane vaalee hai,
Paapa- kuchh padh liya kar naalaayak, Saare din ladakiyon se chaiting karata rahata hai,
Pappoo- paapa main baarish kee baat kar raha hoon............................

bachcha – paapa aap jaldee se jaldee meree shaadee kara do,
pita – kyon be ?
bachcha – jaldee karo nahin to main daadee se shaadee kar loonga,
pita – kya? too meree maan se shaadee karega?
bachcha – haan, aapane bhee to meree maan se shaadee kee huee hai...

Pita : phon par kaun tha? 😒
Sanjoo : dost tha 😊
Pita : vaastav mein bata kaun tha? 😡
Sanjoo : sanjay datt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sanjoo sudhar nahin sakata aur isee Tarah pitata rahega  😂😂😂..

subah ek mahila phal vaale se angrejee mein phal maang rahee thee ye bolakar– “givai mai somai daistroyaid husband” ek ghanta laga yah samajhane mein ki vah “naashapati ” maang rahee thee.😂😝😂..

Aaj ka sochial maidi
Kokaroch dekh kar chillaate huye das kilomeetar tak bhaagane vaale paakistaan ko dhamaka rahe hote hain ki “ab bhee Kakt hai sudhar jao”.

Teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon Bahatee hai ?
Sanjoo – jameen par
Teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon Bahatee hai ?
Sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee Hai, naksha gal nahin jaega  😂 😂 😂 😂 😂...

Dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ?
Mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam Mod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜